Over the past several weeks a series of crimes have been cowardly perpetrated against me and my property.  Although I have identified a culprit, it means nothing without evidence.  As many of you know I have cameras on my property, with at least three pointing in the areas in front of my garage and rock lawn.  One would think that the quality, quantity and the night vision that these cameras have that it would be perfectly easy to identify the victimizer and to have enough substantiated evidence to draw and press charges and eventually win a conviction.  Unfortunately this will not be the case.

No security system is 100% “fool” proof and in this case it seems that I am the fool.  The victimizer clearly had first-hand knowledge of where the cameras point, when I am home and the precise approach one would have to take to my property to not be properly seen.  The first cowardly attack was quickly excused by me as an act of nature.  The second was clearly pre-meditated and brazenly executed while I slept.  The third attack was only partially successful and wasn’t noticed until several days after the fact.

Accommodating the damage that has been done has gotten too expensive to ignore but more importantly it will only be a matter of time before the collateral damaged created by these crimes will be paid out in blood or death.  Therefore I have cancelled my Tetris Suicide attempt effective today November 13th, 2011 as the public the attempt will occupy my attention for 24 continuous hours – a perfect opportunity to exercise more mayhem.

I would like to express my deepest appreciation for my family, friends, co-workers, and well-wishers who were looking forward to this amazing event.  I am not suggesting it will never happen, I am merely stating it will not happen on 11/25/11 – Black Friday as I originally advertised.

As for the victimizer, I have only two words for you: Chlorine Gas.

Thank you everyone,

~Salzman

Welcome to Salzman’s Suicide Info page!  If you don’t know who I am you have plenty to learn, and if you do know who I am, well I promise you’ll learn something new.  In a nutshell I want to discover if playing Tetris non-stop for 24 hours will kill a man.  And I am willing to perform this task live on camera for the world to see.

Science has proven that playing Tetris has healing and therapeutic properties which can help alleviate Post Traumatic Stress disorder, increase intelligence and reaction time and many more positive side-effects.  But just like too much exercise could be bad for a human, I believe there is an inherent risk of playing Tetris.  But what could possibly happen by playing Tetris for 24 hours straight?

• Would the brain shut down from exhaustion?
• Would you suffer from psychosis?
• Would paralysis set in as a defense mechanism?
• Or would you just FLAT OUT DIE?

Science has failed to prove what too much Tetris playing can do to a human.  And I am willing to unselfishly risk my life to answer this question.  Not only will it answer a riddle that has plagued mankind for more than 20 years, but it will also provide 24 hours of non-stop entertainment for what I hope will be thousands of people.

So join me on this irresponsible journey.  Buy Access To My Possible Suicide! I’ve had a change of heart!  Instead I’ll be performing this stunt free of charge.  But I will still accept donations!

Check out my Suicide Diary for the latest news: http://www.salzmansuicide.com/?cat=3

Also on the sidebar on the right is a Survey!  Which version of Tetris should I attempt this stunt with?  YOU TELL ME!  Here is some information that might help you make your decision:

This is the original Tetris made and released by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System.  This is the more common version that most people remember.

And this is Tetris as released by Tengen for the Nintendo Entertainment System.  Many people consider it to be a better version.  It does have more gameplay modes including a two player mode, co-op, and more.  There are also more musical choices.  Because of a nasty lawsuit between Nintendo and Tengen most people have never seen this version.

This is Tetris for the Game Boy.  Most people will remember this as the first version of Tetris they have ever played.

And finally this is the Tetris from Tetris & Dr Mario for the Super Nintendo.  This is very similiar to the original tetris on the Nintendo Entertainment System, but it has a few more modes of play (including two-players) and enhanced graphics.

Make sure you vote in the poll to the right of the screen as to which version of Tetris I should try and kill myself with!  Thanks!